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Last incident was 276h ago. Reason: Holds reported at PAR, LEE, STL

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276h
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Reported Location: LYN-HRD

Reported stalled train at Lee. Single tracking now to go around it.

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530h
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Reported Location: TP-BLA

Stops remain closed for the weekend for maintenance of the tunnel. They will reopen 5:00 a.m. Monday

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566h
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Reported Location: UOT-HRD

A report of holds at Hurdman and UOT

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571h
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Reported Location: TP-BLA

Delayed due to a medical emergency. Trains reported stopped across many stations.

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696h
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Reported Location: LYN-HRD

The train is partially down for scheduled maintenance. R1 from Lyon to Hurdman. Trains TP-LYN, HRD-BLA

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