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Last incident was 47h ago. Reason: Dead WB Train at CYR; Train Transfer at STL

Last 5 Reports

47h

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Reported Location: CYR

Dead WB Train at CYR. Service on EB Platforms Only at STL and CYR. Train Transfer Required at STL.

48 cm - It Works; 10 cm - It Dies

436h

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Reported Location: LEE

Dead EB Train at LEE, All Service on WB Platforms at UOT, LEE, HUR

-19 (-25 Windchill) is Too Cold!

436h

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Reported Location: UOT-HUR

EB Track is Closed, Only Track 1 (WB Track) is in Use

New Year, Same Problems

554h

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Reported Location: TMB

Expect Slightly Longer Waits as Service Resumes Following Trespasser Incident at TMB Track 1

They Got Him!

554h

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Reported Location: TMB

Person On Track 1 at TMB. All Trains Held

Unbelievable!

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We can't handle buses just quite yet, so don't report them please.

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Tunneys_Pasture
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Bayview
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Pimisi
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Lyon
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Parliament
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Rideau
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uOttawa
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Lees
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Hurdman
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Tremblay
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St_Laurent
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Cyrville
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Blair
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Line 2

Line 2 is offline as it is being rebuilt

News

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  • RTM gets new management, citing "previous manager was promoted out due to excellence"
  • OC vowed "change is coming"; Public regrets giving opportunity
  • TSB to open office in City Hall, citing "The time and cost savings over the next 30 years are going to be astronomical"
  • Outgoing OC manager seen smiling for the first time in decades; hair regrowth and dancing
  • Cat hijacks municipal bus; riders unaware for hours, applaud good timing at stops and courteous meows
  • New FLIRT train arrives in Ottawa; local train jealous of strong axels and promises of reliability

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