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Last incident was 54h ago. Reason: Delayed Launch of Second Extra PM Peak Train.

Last 5 Reports

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54h

Reported Location:

Second Extra Train for PM Peak Launched Around 15:10, Instead of 14:15. Finally at 13 Trains, One Hour Later Than Usual

An Extended Launch Break

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106h

Reported Location: STL; STL-BLA

Stopped Train at St. Laurent; Train Transfer Required; Reduced Service STL-BLA

The Trains: They Keep on Dyin'

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358h

Reported Location: TP; TP-TMB

Out of Service Train Being Moved From Tunney's Pasture Station to Belfast Yard

OC Secretly Moving Trains!!

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1716h

Reported Location: BVW; TP-PAR

Stopped Train at Bayview, Single Tracking from PAR-TP: Only EB Track and Platforms in Use

The Breakdowns Continue!

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1931h

Reported Location: CYR

Dead train being shipped to Blair

This is why we can't have nice things

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Line 1

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Detailed station status dropdown is coming soon ❤

(Unlike the LRT)

Line 2

News

  • OC shatters previous record of -26 days without failure, with 24h of solid runtime. Rioting breaks out in Ottawa.
  • RTG asleep on the job as train fails at 2am. OcTranspo to source methamphetamines from Lowertown
  • Bus days away from retirement slain on Ottawa streets
  • Mayor to start the first Ottawa battle royale with 2 million dollar bounty
  • Councilor tells civil transit commission to basically stfu
  • OC does not consider quickly hidden dead trains a issue
  • Train surprisingly hasn't caught fire. OC vows "change is coming"
  • Slight breezes and sunlight might be the cause of door jams says OC

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Records

DAYS WITHOUT INCIDENT STREAK

Cur: 0 DAYS

Rec: -27

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