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The LRT is running*

We report fast. The Mayor reports furious.

Last incident was 69h ago. Reason: Updating R1 in service. Localizing the area.

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69h

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Reported as: Someone is walking along the track between Blair and St Laurent. R1 to st laurent in effect till the guy gets removed

69h

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Twitter report of 10m wait so far. Trespasser on track, stated as reason.

134h

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Reported Location: Hurdman

Train became stuck close to Hurdman Station. People disembarked after waiting over 30 minutes. Train dragged backwards to Hurdman station from being stuck on a bridge section of the track.

Strike Two at Hurdman

170h

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Reported Location: Website

Derailed the website with test code 😂

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We can't handle buses just quite yet, so don't report them please.

Latest Station Statuses

Line 1

Tunneys_Pasture
All Systems Functional

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Bayview
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Pimisi
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Lyon
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Parliament
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Rideau
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uOttawa
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Lees
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Hurdman
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Tremblay
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St_Laurent
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Cyrville
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Blair
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Line 2

Line 2 is offline as it is being rebuilt

News

  • Transit Commissioner barred from seeing RTG 'Back on Track' plan. RTG cites, "invisible plans are for imagination of council only"
  • Ottawa AG to investigate City Hall corruption. Sudden rise in vacation requests.
  • TSB releases findings of train problems with single page image of City Hall, RTG and a bag of cash
  • City Hall to replace aging electric heating system with new eco friendly 15M cash-burn law suit
  • RTM gets new management, citing "previous manager was promoted out due to excellence"
  • OC vowed "change is coming"; Public regrets giving opportunity
  • TSB to open office in City Hall, citing "The time and cost savings over the next 30 years are going to be astronomical"
  • Outgoing OC manager seen smiling for the first time in decades; hair regrowth and dancing
  • Cat hijacks municipal bus; riders unaware for hours, applaud good timing at stops and courteous meows
  • New FLIRT train arrives in Ottawa; local train jealous of strong axels and promises of reliability

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(will be on-track with the LRT sometime in 2025)